Monday, July 01, 2002
So I went to the park today on my lunch break even though it was overcast and muggy.
I don't know if it is because my birthday is tomorrow or what, but the sky opened up for about a half hour today and I was able to bake myself. It's like God said, in a big booming voice, "Hello Joe. Whaddya know? Here is some tan". I gladly accepted the gift, and maybe even got a smidge of color. Yeah...a smidge.
It's almost time to go home. Lucky me doesn't have to tutor today. Ok...I shouldn't really be saying lucky me...it was supposed to be my first day. Oh well. It's just that I want to spend the whole week doing what I want to do and none of it doing what anyone else wants to do. Sounds fair right?
Did you know that once you turn 25 years old...you get to slap each of your friends in the mouth? It's like this swedish tradition. Tomorrow...everyone I see gets a slap right on their lips. Better watch out for me.
Ever wonder why people even celebrate birthdays? If so, click on this to learn the truth:
History of Birthdays
Ok...time to go plan more things for my vacation.
With the amount of activities I have researched, Paul and I are going to have about 5 seconds of free time. And that's if we don't sleep or have sex.
oh god...am I really having sex with him in Florida.
yes
Yes I am.
I don't know if it is because my birthday is tomorrow or what, but the sky opened up for about a half hour today and I was able to bake myself. It's like God said, in a big booming voice, "Hello Joe. Whaddya know? Here is some tan". I gladly accepted the gift, and maybe even got a smidge of color. Yeah...a smidge.
It's almost time to go home. Lucky me doesn't have to tutor today. Ok...I shouldn't really be saying lucky me...it was supposed to be my first day. Oh well. It's just that I want to spend the whole week doing what I want to do and none of it doing what anyone else wants to do. Sounds fair right?
Did you know that once you turn 25 years old...you get to slap each of your friends in the mouth? It's like this swedish tradition. Tomorrow...everyone I see gets a slap right on their lips. Better watch out for me.
Ever wonder why people even celebrate birthdays? If so, click on this to learn the truth:
History of Birthdays
Ok...time to go plan more things for my vacation.
With the amount of activities I have researched, Paul and I are going to have about 5 seconds of free time. And that's if we don't sleep or have sex.
oh god...am I really having sex with him in Florida.
yes
Yes I am.
